Dr. Kim

This is a list of entertaining things my Communications professor said in my fall semester class. He's Korean and had been in America for quite a while but still says some interesting things. I am not making fun of him. I have a lot of respect for him. However, I think he's entertaining.

- Look at me, I'm broccoli man!
- Actually it's more than wonderful. It's twoderful!
- Editor needed to check goodness of the manuscript
- Oprah Winfrey, oh I love her. Even though I never met her.
- Oh, you are very tall! What did you eat?
- You are chewing chewing gum. Chewing chewing. Twice.
- I read that book five times. Very boring book.
- Devil worship, there's another bad thing.
- That's the way how...
- (student sneezes) God bless you and God bless America!
- I'm messing up because I am messy communications professor
- That is so-so. Or so squared.
- blank sheeeeeeeeet. I need to be very careful pronouncing that word.
- A little bit of violence, a little bit of sex, a little bit of bad things.
- Any questions do you have?
- Kathern Hepburn was my cover girl. Now she is cover grandmother.
- Anyway, he died.
- How do American dogs bark?
- Spunky? What the heck is that?
- I have accent. Obiouswy.